the citygirl's guide to modern living. The modern girl23 must always have an escape route (this is rule number one.24) There has never been a stronger marriage than the one between big asses and bentleys25. Two slices of sidewalk pizza are always better than one. Italian leather slingbacks have a stronger connection to the Force26 than many are willing to admit. personal access should be regulated with gadgetry; a flashing picture, an anonymous decline. The urban family should never be taken for granted,27 though taking it for granted inevitably leads to a margarita machine.28 And if all fails, when remembering the chronic simulacrum of contemporary living, smile. The smile will remind you that in fact you are happy (despite your best efforts.)