perfectly tweezed eyebrows at all times. my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. Hair has been straightened to the point of feigning the coast. An equine mouth. I know this game because I invented this game. Roles reversed now, and I am tapping poached eggs at the empire theatre. Prince William on tv now, and I'm still waiting for my claudaugh ring. The truth is I feel sorry for her,46 to walk the world with those eyebrows, I mean, to have only sex as a last ditch effort. "Dontcha wish your girlfriend was a child like me?" well dontcha

46(not so)Teenage girls: serial killers of the emotional world. ("that slut traded thighs for highs")We, perhaps the single biggest reality that keeps us from toppling the patriarchy.